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18 februari 2012
11 december 2011
31-count jo kata
Peggy submitted this funny pic of the 31-count jo kata! I guess we all recognise that slide from confidence to confusion midway the kata :)
And here's how Saito Sensei used to do it:
27 april 2011
Aikido in a Transformers comic
I found something in a Transformers comic, that looked like Aikido to me:
One year after the events of Maximum Dinobots, a traitor in the Autobot ranks has given the Decepticons the means to conquer the Autobots, win the Great War, and do as they will on the unprotected planet Earth. The Decepticons conquer New York City and hold the population hostage, and the United States military proves unable to stop them. The attack spreads to other cities around the globe as well. Meanwhile, the Autobots are in a sorry state on Cybertron, with Optimus Prime in critical condition, the Matrix of Leadership in Decepticon hands, and a traitor suspected in their ranks. Tensions and tempers flare. The arrival of a second group commanded by Kup finally provides them with the energon needed to repair Optimus Prime, as well as more information about the betrayal, but the coming of the Insecticon Swarm drives the combined Autobot forces onto the defensive.
(~Transformers wiki)
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One year after the events of Maximum Dinobots, a traitor in the Autobot ranks has given the Decepticons the means to conquer the Autobots, win the Great War, and do as they will on the unprotected planet Earth. The Decepticons conquer New York City and hold the population hostage, and the United States military proves unable to stop them. The attack spreads to other cities around the globe as well. Meanwhile, the Autobots are in a sorry state on Cybertron, with Optimus Prime in critical condition, the Matrix of Leadership in Decepticon hands, and a traitor suspected in their ranks. Tensions and tempers flare. The arrival of a second group commanded by Kup finally provides them with the energon needed to repair Optimus Prime, as well as more information about the betrayal, but the coming of the Insecticon Swarm drives the combined Autobot forces onto the defensive.
(~Transformers wiki)
Buy: Amazon.com
10 januari 2011
24 december 2010
Vrolijk Kerstfeest!

16 december 2010
15 november 2010
Extend ki foward
Cat versus aligator. Cat wins by taking the centre line and extending ki forward :)
13 november 2010
Bregje's Baby
28 oktober 2010
19 augustus 2010
Ai-Kid-You ;)
A Fractured Introduction to Aikido "Terms":
General Words | |
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Aikido | "Aikido" means "the path of spiritual harmony" except when it means "the way to unite one's inner energy" or when it means "the way of unity with the universal force;" unless you have a Chinese grandmother, in which case it means "the way of holding breath." Which is why we are drowning in arguements, sorry, philosophical discussions about the existence of "ki." |
Marital Art | Aikido is a marital art (that's why there is an altar in the dojo) that grooms you for unbridled self-defense. |
Ukemi | The history of ukemi: A big fat bully was really tired. He saw a skinny little guy who looked like he had a lot of energy. He grunted "You carry me" as he went to climb aboard the hapless fellow's back. The skinny little guy executed a perfect forward roll. Being too focussed on the predicament in which he had found himself he never did make exact sense of what the bully said, replying "ukemi, indeed!" as he walked away. And to this day we call our rolls and falls "ukemi" in his honor. |
Tai Sabaki | Similarly, "tai sabaki" results from the mis-hearing of "Thai souvlaki," which everybody knows is actually Satay, or chicken on a skewer; the significance is that in olden days if your footwork was done chicken-toed, the teacher would skewer you. Nowadays they just glare. |
Aikido "Styles" | |
Aiki-Just-So | For the finicky; they never progress past ikkyo because nobody ever does it well enough. |
Bike-ido | Developed by bicyclists tired of being run off the road; the only style that does a "true" kaiten-nage. |
Boo-do | Stealth techniques, possibly ninja-influenced, in which uke initiates attacks by leaping out of hidingwith a shout. |
Haikudo | Appeals to enthusiasts of Japanese culture who cannot decide if they prefer to study poetry or martial arts. |
Iko-Iko-Ido | Bizarre regional style of New Orleans characterized by rythmic technique and brightly colored costumes. |
Nike-kai | Practitioners wear gis made in special sweatshops; during practice of kokyudosa are heard to make a loud "swoosh" during exhalations. |
Reikido | Tntegrates body work and body arts in one discipline so you can throw your back out and put it back into place in the course of one technique. |
Waikikai | Hawai'ian regional style, done on long boards. |
Aikido "Techniques" | |
Tushie-nage | This technique is never taught, but beginners invariably discover it the hard way. |
Baptism-nage | Kaiten-nage done in a body of water. Potentially lethal. |
Ten-pin-nage | Randori against ten attackers in a long narrow dojo, scored as in bowling. "Strikes" do not mean "atemi" in this application..... |
Jujube-nage | Uke is distracted by offers of candy, then thrown hard; likely inspired by Dr. Who Sensei and his famous "jelly baby atemi." |
E-I-E-aido | The Old Macdonald style; the art of live blade drawing and quartering, with livestock as uke. |
Go-flya-kaitenage | Technique in which uke is projected out of the dojo, outdoors into a thunderstorm (with Ki of course). First cited in Poor Richards Alamanaikido. |
Delicate-tessen | Technique favored by southern belles, in which uke is distracted by the fluttering-eyelash atemi, then flattened by whipping forward of the iron-ribbed fan. Nage settles back into rocking chair, murmuring "my, my, my..." (with thanks to JonM, Blake, and Chuck) |
Cacciattori Chickennage | Italian dish prepared one-handed by Aikido-Listers being tested for rank (with thanks to Ivan.....) |
RyeOatTandori NoChickennage | East Indian vegetarian variation of the above. |
Rant-ori | Multiple verbal attackers (when performed seated, known as "Seiza Who?") |
Tai-No-Hankie | Basic technique for blending your nose with the sleeve of your gi. |
Rokyo | You will be pinned by a drunk chanting "We will rock you" |
ChiChikyo | You will be pinned by a high-heeled nage in a Chanel gi. |
Hatchkyo | You will be pinned by a brood hen named Sky |
Queuekyo | You will be pinned by a whole line of people |
Jukyo | You will be pinned by the legendary Rabbi sensei, Matt Burn |
Aikido "Attacks" | |
HeyManUchi | Attention-getting strike |
HeManUchi | Repeated strikes, closed fists alternating, to one's own (hairy) chest |
LikeCoolManUchi | Left-of-center strike to the bongos |
EthelMerManUchi | Show-stopping stike that gets you right here |
YesManUchi | Strike with a rubber stamp |
NormanUchi | Sat next to me in third grade at P.S. 269, Brooklyn |
1 augustus 2010
How many Aikidoka? ;)
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Aikido students don't attack problems.
A: None. Aikido students don't attack problems.
Q: Ok, so how many Aikido students does it really take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the light bulb must initiate the attack.
Q: How many Aikido students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One, but the light bulb must initiate the attack.
A: Two. One to perform the technique, and the other to take the fall
8 juli 2010
Kenjutsu training ;)
A GREAT comedy sketch by Katocha and Kenchan (from the band/comedy group Dorifu).
It is about a disciple trying to be taught in the sword arts, but his master does not consent.
Any resemblance to actual facts, people and events is purely coincidental.
English subbed. Enjoy!
6 juni 2010
Robin Bush geslaagd voor shodan
Robin Bush is vandaag in Amsterdam geslaagd voor zijn shodan examen. Caroline Jongsten sprak namens de commissie over Robin's examen:
"We waren verrast, het was meer dan voldoende, een gerijpte shodan en het was een plezier om naar te kijken."
Robin van harte gefeliciteerd!
1 juni 2010
Hoe vouw je een hakama ;)
(Ik heb ook een random cartoon blokje aan het blog toegevoegd. Elke keer dat je het blog bezoekt, zal er een andere grappige aikido gerelateerde cartoon getoond worden.)
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